Byoosik's Bumblers

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Byoosik's Bumblers
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Status: Current details are sketchy, but chances are very high that they are incarcerated
Real Name: "Clumsy" Kurt, "Anxious" Alex, and "Badboy" Brent
Earliest (in world) Appearance: First seen at the Craig Avenue Bar & Grill in 1995
Affiliation: Possible links to the Deacon's underworld network, but like most petty crooks, most of their criminal activities have been independent of any competent criminal organization.


Personal Data


Eyes: Two each, but their Methods of Operation suggests severe vision problems
Hair: Thinning rapidly
Age no information available


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Appearances (in Publication Order): Kurt Busiek's Astro City Vol.1 #3, 4

Kurt Busiek's Astro City Vol.2 #5


Event Timeline

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Small time crooks, about as small as they get and still register on a police blotter.

History

The trio seems to know the worst times to pull jobs, usually right under the patrolling noses of some of Astro City's most famous super-heroes. They were in the wrong place at the wrong when sharing drinks with "Eyes" Eisenstien at the Craig's Avenue Bar and Grill. Jack-in-theBox was patrolling the area and questioning known crooks about some recent criminal activities.[1] They found themselves wrapped in confetti and grilled mercilessly.

The very next month they attempted an armored car heist which was thwarted by Winged Victory.[2] Barely a year later the Confessor and Altar Boy pulled them out of a manhole that they were hiding in following a bank robbery. A piteous criminal track record to say the least.

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Observations

  • Any likeness to comic book creators Kurt Busiek, Alex Ross, and Brent Anderson is not considered coincidental, and is probably purely intentional.
  • Be aware, they have never been 'labelled' the Byoosik Bumblers or any other name within the confines of any published comics. This is a tonque-n-cheek bit of fun that originated here on the Herocopia website.

Speculations, Theories

Could they also be the criminals apprehended by Brian Kinney in his debut outing as the Confessor?[3]



Footnotes

  1. Kurt Busiek's Astro City Vol.1 #3.
  2. Kurt Busiek's Astro City Vol.1 #4.
  3. Kurt Busiek's Astro City Vol.2 #9. Page 24. Panel 1.