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| Byoosik's Bumblers
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AstroFacts
| Status:
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Current details are sketchy, but chances are very high that they are incarcerated
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| Real Name:
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"Clumsy" Kurt, "Anxious" Alex, and "Badboy" Brent
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| Earliest Appearance:
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First seen at the Craig Avenue Bar & Grill in 1995
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| Affiliation:
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Possible links to the Deacon's underworld network, but like most petty crooks, most of their criminal activities have been independent of any competent criminal organization.
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Personal Data
| Eyes:
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Two each, but their Methods of Operation suggests severe vision problems
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| Hair:
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Thinning rapidly
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| Age
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no information available
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InfoDump
| Appearances (in Publication Order):
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Kurt Busiek's Astro City Vol.1 #3, 4
Kurt Busiek's Astro City Vol.2 #5
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Event Timeline
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Byoosik's Bumblers
Small time crooks, about as small as they get and still register on a police blotter.
History
The trio seems to know the worst times to pull jobs, usually right under the patrolling noses of some of Astro City's most famous super-heroes. They were in the wrong place at the wrong time when sharing drinks with "Eyes" Eisenstien at the Craig's Avenue Bar and Grill. Jack-in-theBox was patrolling the area and questioning known crooks about some recent criminal activities.[1] They found themselves wrapped in confetti and grilled mercilessly.
The very next month they attempted an armored car heist which was thwarted by Winged Victory.[2] Barely a year later the Confessor and Altar Boy pulled them out of a manhole that they were hiding in following a bank robbery. A piteous criminal track record to say the least.
Powers
Are you kidding?
Observations
- Any likeness to comic book creators Kurt Busiek, Alex Ross, and Brent Anderson is not considered coincidental, and is probably purely intentional.
- Be aware, they have never been 'labelled' the Byoosik Bumblers or any other name within the confines of any published comics. This is a tonque-n-cheek bit of fun that originated here on the Herocopia website.
Speculations, Theories
Could they also be the criminals apprehended by Brian Kinney in his debut outing as the Confessor?[3]
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